1. The Arrogant Approach

"Boyfriend? I don't date boys. I date men."

 2. The "I love my independence" Approach

"All men I date keep asking me to marry them and I'm just not ready to commit."

 3. The Cofident Approach

"I'm already engaged to someone. Only he doesn't know it yet."

 4. The "I've watched too many gangster movies" Approach

"Why don't I have a boyfriend? Why don't you have a life? Haven't you got anything better to do with your time than to ask me stupid questions? Now get out of my face before I really lose my temper."

 5. The Clueless Approach

"A boyfriend? Is that like a girl scout?"

 6. The "danger-lover" Apporach

"I only like dating cold-blooded criminals and all the best ones are behind bars."

 7. The Flirtatious Approach

"I don't have a boyfriend becasue I'm saving myself for you."

 8. The Wounded Approach

Stare off sadly into the distance with teary eyes, feign a lump in your throat and say, "I did love someone once. . ." (This will embarass the questioner, who will then leave you alone)

 9. The Mysterious Approach

 Lower your voice to whisper and say, "I'm romantically involved with a very important person and our relationship is top-secret. If I told you who he was, something terrible might happen to me." (This will worry the questioner who will then leave you alone)

 10. The Lunatic Approach

Begin to laugh hysterically, stop suddenly and then stare directly at the questioner while saying nothing. (This will frighten the questioner who will not only leave you alone, he or she will never speak to you again.)

Goodnight everyone!

This, it Kesha's pofu! WOohoo! Guess what? We got stalked today. By 14 year old perverts. It all started when we went to the mall and Kesha noticed that there were two guys following us we call them"Jack and Bill" Bill is the fat one. They were following us and we went into mAcy's womens clothing and they followed us and started to take our pictures.... so I put my hat down covering my face so that the picture would be distorted.... but then they even waited while we went into the dressing room and changed... GEEZ they followed us around the mall for like three hours and at one point, we started to follow them instead, and they got freaked out because they were trying to follow us but we followed them and they couldn't just run behind us... even though, they WERE being so obvious, following us to victorias secret oooo and waiting outside every store we went into... what freaks! we even kissed mWah to each other and the fat guy was like oooo and the other guy was just staring at us like ooo and smiling lol craZy perverted kids, we should have scared them and said"we're going to call the cops if you don't stop stalking us" lol they would have gotton scared, we went out into the parking lot too and the fat kid chased after us and his blubber bounced!!! lol freaks! woot woot and we walked for hours now we're fit, oh sexy they love our bodies, ooo yeah but we only go with each other baby we lesbian chicks... we even had orgasms down the streets of som... fun fun fun! it was so cold though and now we are back at home lol yay keshas letting me sleep over and update her xanga, we will take pictures and share a bed ;) oh you know what i'm talking about baby! valentines day is coming up, UHHHH UHHHH orgasmly dancing naked outside lol.... oh boy i'm going crazy now aren't i? heh sorry if this was too long or boring but we had a long exciting night of people stalking us, and we're so sexy, and we ate dinner, and keshas dad thought I was a guy sad face i don't want to be mistaken as a guy. Aww lol but i was wearing a hat, so it looked like I had no hair, and hes like kesha don't let a boy in your bedroom!!! I was like ooooo no why am i mistaken for a guy!!?! lol ummm... kay love you, no I love kesha! woot lol hold me i'm scared bang llama bang ewww i was the ugly cowboys girlfriend and he kissed me virtually... DISGUSTING! lol six flags here we come......... MWAHAHAHAHA

<3 Pofu Desiree

Duuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Okay this is not kesha... this is her mommie charo hehe So, today is Dang's boitday. He said it sucks for him coz tuesday is his busiest day. But he had fun on his pre-birthday bash at east star buffet. It was just the four of us (Leo, Dang, Kesha, and me Ellen) Kesha wanted to go home so we dropped her home then we proceeded to Washington Rock, ran out of gas, headed back down, and up again.... ice everywhere! scary! almost went down the cliff bwhahahahahaha... then got lost... it was fun! So yea... Kesha's going to John Hopkins to be doctor.. wooohhoooo!!! mucho dinero!!! better bring us out for dinner from time to time kidding! I love you babie!!!! SO hmmm.... I haven't really chilled with Kesha lately...she's busy... she hates me... she neglecs me... joke joke joke oi babie!!! we hafta take the SATs together!!!! Kesha's day overall was fun... roite??? but boring??? whatever...one thing i know she's alive... and i'm actually talking to her right now. U have such a silly butt and i love it!!! purrrrr!!!!! okay i'm just gonna BS my way through this now.. Kesha is the "baby" of the barkada eventhough she's like the 2nd oldest girly.... she's very "malambing", sweet, "mabaho" puke.. lol jk. i love you babie! i don't know what else to write

HAPPY BOITDAY DANG!!!!

-Ellen-